Wednesday, July 11, 2007

This is true, and it may save you someday

(POST CAVEAT for new readers: This post is 100% more sarcastic than the last one, but I consider it almost as a public service announcement)

There are a lot of ways to pump nutrition into ourselves during our athletic endeavors, and this "Orange Cream" flavored Clif Shot is one of them:
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Some of you may have seen these type of energy shots before. Some of you may have tried a few, and know what they are like. This Orange Cream Clif Shot is a unique variety though, as I found out this week after buying a 24 pack of them.

And I'm certain that pretty much ALL of you know what THIS is, and what it is like:

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THAT is a dirty cow-pie. If you are within several feet of that thing, you may have difficulty breathing. You may actually dry heave if you get too close. Under no circumstance do you ever want to put any of that cow-pie in your mouth.

SO, now for the record, I'm going to go ahead and correlate the those two pictures. (this is the part that may save you someday, when you're out on a long ride or run, or hiking somewhere, or just having a decent day that you don't want to ruin)

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Any Questions?

3 comments:

Papa Tweet said...

Dude, first visit since the unveiling. Great stuff friend. I had no idea you were so introspective. So happy to see that you are living your life and looking for more out of yourself. Best of luck on this spiritual journey that you are traveling. It will bring you thrills you never thought possible, I promise. I can't wait to read all about it.

P.S. Yes, I'm up for a ride.

Papa Tweet said...

Oh, one more thing...you mentioned a "dirty cowpie". Is there such a thing as a clean cowpie? I'm just sayin'.

Unknown said...

that post was a spitter.

well done.

i would add to that any flavor of hammer gel. blah.